Wednesday, November 30, 2005

mmm...

WARNING: MP3 PLAYERS MAY RESULT IN A MILD TO SEVERE CASE OF MELODYTOSIS SYNDROME, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS CHRONIC AUDITORY BLISS. SYMPTOMS MAY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: JUMPING, SKIPPING, TWISTING, FROLICING, LOUD VERBALIZATION OF P J HARVEY LYRICS, EXCESSIVE SMILING, STRONG AVERSION TO CD PLAYERS AND BOPPING OF THE HEAD TO ONE HELL OF A CATCHY BEAT. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.


Until Later,

Sondra

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WARNING: Reading of the above post may result in a case of Capitalosis!

Unknown said...

WARNING! Viewing of the film "Aeon Flux" may result in extreme anger and near vomitous rage!