I just realized that I'm never going to ever truly feel like an adult.
I've also realized that I do need to start acting more responsible. (but mainly not)
Sometimes I wonder if I'm just being stupid of if it's other people that are.
Sometimes I wonder whether I just don't like large groups of people or if I'm just afraid of them.
meh.
Until Later,
Sondra
Monday, November 07, 2005
Thursday, November 03, 2005
nu...nu...nucular
what people don't realize, there is a genius behind the stupidity...
this is fucking fantastic!
Until Later,
Sondra
this is fucking fantastic!
Until Later,
Sondra
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
beware exploding snakes
I've been meaning to blog this for a while.
Procrastination affords the perfect opportunity!
About a month ago, my roommate Ruth found this very amusing article online. It's been a giant inside joke since.
Heres the just of the article:
A 13-foot Burmese python exploded while trying to digest an alive 6-foot aligator. Both animals died as a result.
Ow.
this probably hurts like hell
What Ruth and I cannot figure out is how the hell the aligator got swallowed alive in the first place. I mean, I can understand the python more. It seemed big enough that it really wouldn't have much of a problem swallowing an aligator.
Regardless though, being swallowed is something that generally takes some time. Perhaps the aligator was napping? Had a long night partying and not only woke up with a nasty hangover but also inside of a giant python? I like to think the python's part was due to peer pressure. Perhaps his buddies got together and dared him. Perhaps it was something like this:
Python: Oh dude, I'm so hungry, I could eat like 10 dogs!
Python Friend: Oh dude, I'm so hungry, I could eat like 20 dogs...and a monkey!
Python: Oh yeah? I'm so hungry I could eat an entire aligator!
Python Friend: Dude, you could totally NOT an entire aligator! In fact, I DARE YOU to eat an entire aligator!
Python: Yeah?
Python Friend: Yeah! In fact, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!
Python: ....uh, yeah? *toungue flickers nervously*
Python Friend: FUCK YEAH! IN FACT, THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! THE SIX FOOT ONE!
Python: Uh, I dunno dude... that looks kinda big...
Python Friend: What are you, some kinda retarded little gardner snake? DO IT! I DARE YOU!
(other pythons hiss encouragingly as python starts)
Group of Python Friends: GO! GO! GO!
*5 hours later*
Python Friend: Well THAT ended badly...
hehehehe. for more on this article, clicky here.
Although, my version was much better than whatever crap ABC News has in that article. Seriously. I dare ABC News to write something better. I dare you. I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! DO IT! DO IT!
*ABC News explodes*
Until Later,
Sondra
Procrastination affords the perfect opportunity!
About a month ago, my roommate Ruth found this very amusing article online. It's been a giant inside joke since.
Heres the just of the article:
A 13-foot Burmese python exploded while trying to digest an alive 6-foot aligator. Both animals died as a result.
Ow.
this probably hurts like hellWhat Ruth and I cannot figure out is how the hell the aligator got swallowed alive in the first place. I mean, I can understand the python more. It seemed big enough that it really wouldn't have much of a problem swallowing an aligator.
Regardless though, being swallowed is something that generally takes some time. Perhaps the aligator was napping? Had a long night partying and not only woke up with a nasty hangover but also inside of a giant python? I like to think the python's part was due to peer pressure. Perhaps his buddies got together and dared him. Perhaps it was something like this:
Python: Oh dude, I'm so hungry, I could eat like 10 dogs!
Python Friend: Oh dude, I'm so hungry, I could eat like 20 dogs...and a monkey!
Python: Oh yeah? I'm so hungry I could eat an entire aligator!
Python Friend: Dude, you could totally NOT an entire aligator! In fact, I DARE YOU to eat an entire aligator!
Python: Yeah?
Python Friend: Yeah! In fact, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!
Python: ....uh, yeah? *toungue flickers nervously*
Python Friend: FUCK YEAH! IN FACT, THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! THE SIX FOOT ONE!
Python: Uh, I dunno dude... that looks kinda big...
Python Friend: What are you, some kinda retarded little gardner snake? DO IT! I DARE YOU!
(other pythons hiss encouragingly as python starts)
Group of Python Friends: GO! GO! GO!
*5 hours later*
Python Friend: Well THAT ended badly...
hehehehe. for more on this article, clicky here.
Although, my version was much better than whatever crap ABC News has in that article. Seriously. I dare ABC News to write something better. I dare you. I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! DO IT! DO IT!
*ABC News explodes*
Until Later,
Sondra
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
gobble?
Okay, so I'm not normally one to go oohing and ahhing over pictures of animals put in silly things, but I thought this was just hillarious.
It reminds me of dressing up the Weinert's dogs as a child...
...aww
That's all for now, today was a long day. I just kinda burbled incoherently.
*burbleburble*
time for a big ass cup of coffee...
Until Later,
Sondra
p.s. As a sidenote, Questionable Content now includes scary eyelashes.
It reminds me of dressing up the Weinert's dogs as a child...
...aww
That's all for now, today was a long day. I just kinda burbled incoherently.
*burbleburble*
time for a big ass cup of coffee...
Until Later,
Sondra
p.s. As a sidenote, Questionable Content now includes scary eyelashes.
Monday, October 31, 2005
[brackets of pleasure]
[A rapping witch]
[A boy named after a cheese]
[Apologies]
[Pancakes]
[Candy]
[Cute children in halloween costumes]
[Mail finally getting here]
[Packaging peanuts]
[Stealing and killing kittens in ethics]
[Indie webcomics]
[Beautiful weather]
...have made this day a very pleasant one.
good moods are wonderful.
Happy Halloween everyone!
Until Later,
Sondra
[A boy named after a cheese]
[Apologies]
[Pancakes]
[Candy]
[Cute children in halloween costumes]
[Mail finally getting here]
[Packaging peanuts]
[Stealing and killing kittens in ethics]
[Indie webcomics]
[Beautiful weather]
...have made this day a very pleasant one.
good moods are wonderful.
Happy Halloween everyone!
Until Later,
Sondra
Sunday, October 30, 2005
*sigh*
"The more I see of the world, the less inclined I am to think well of it."
I know I haven't updated in a while, life has a nasty habit of keeping me too busy to update. Or if I did have time, I couldn't think of anything to write.
I'm finding myself truly frustrated with people. People who I don't think love themselves much and so decide to go drink too much.
It's not fair, and it makes me sad. Truly intelligent, loving, fun people who think their better off forgetting their nights.
It's not that I'm against drinking. I might come off that way, but I don't think I am. It's when people start to abuse it. When I expect that 3 a.m. phone call or visit. That's when I get upset.
I hate... when I can't fix things. When I know that all I can do is listen. That I can't make things better right away.
I hate it when I feel so goddamned obligated sometimes. That I have to try and help, that I can't just stand by and watch.
The worst problems are the ones you experience indirectly. You get to see exactly what is going on and you can't do one goddamned thing about it.
Right now I seriously doubt I'll ever feel as happy here as I did back home with friends. I know thats a lie, but it sure feels true.
There should be a word for the emotion that is: angry/sad/disapointed/used/frustrated/amused/irritated/resentful/hopeless/powerless.
I just realized how drastically different things were a little more than three months ago. Insanely different. I should get back to that. When the little things in life were more important.
Until Later,
Sondra
I know I haven't updated in a while, life has a nasty habit of keeping me too busy to update. Or if I did have time, I couldn't think of anything to write.
I'm finding myself truly frustrated with people. People who I don't think love themselves much and so decide to go drink too much.
It's not fair, and it makes me sad. Truly intelligent, loving, fun people who think their better off forgetting their nights.
It's not that I'm against drinking. I might come off that way, but I don't think I am. It's when people start to abuse it. When I expect that 3 a.m. phone call or visit. That's when I get upset.
I hate... when I can't fix things. When I know that all I can do is listen. That I can't make things better right away.
I hate it when I feel so goddamned obligated sometimes. That I have to try and help, that I can't just stand by and watch.
The worst problems are the ones you experience indirectly. You get to see exactly what is going on and you can't do one goddamned thing about it.
Right now I seriously doubt I'll ever feel as happy here as I did back home with friends. I know thats a lie, but it sure feels true.
There should be a word for the emotion that is: angry/sad/disapointed/used/frustrated/amused/irritated/resentful/hopeless/powerless.
I just realized how drastically different things were a little more than three months ago. Insanely different. I should get back to that. When the little things in life were more important.
Until Later,
Sondra
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
oh yes it is!
My dorm room is so cleeeeeeaaaaaaaan!
I can see the floor! We have a floor!
Now to pick up a broom of sorts. My crap is picked up, but the floor is a bit discusting.
Then again, college and trash on the floor seem a bit inextricable.
It's amazing how cleaning your room and chatting on the phone a bit with an old friend can improve one's mood. I'm coming home this Friday. This is awesome. Again, I will make every attempt to see everyone, but no promises.
Ethics class keeps on getting better and better. I come back from class every day with at least three questions buzzing around in my brain, hardly being able to wait for the next discussion. There was actually a pretty funny conversation with a friend's mom about a month ago. It went something like this:
friend's mom: "So Sondra, what is your major?"
me: "Oh, well, Undecided, but I'm in the Liberal Arts school. I didn't want to declare anything because I figured I'd change my mind ten times over before junior year. I'm probably going to end up majoring in philosophy though."
friend's mom: "Oh?.... Why don't you major in something you like?"
me: "..... I do like philosophy."
*awkward silence*
friend's mom: "oh."
Oh man. Philosophy Major. Fuck. Get ready to take the LSATS dearie...
I'm thinking a small nap sounds pretty good right now.
Until Later,
Sondra
I can see the floor! We have a floor!
Now to pick up a broom of sorts. My crap is picked up, but the floor is a bit discusting.
Then again, college and trash on the floor seem a bit inextricable.
It's amazing how cleaning your room and chatting on the phone a bit with an old friend can improve one's mood. I'm coming home this Friday. This is awesome. Again, I will make every attempt to see everyone, but no promises.
Ethics class keeps on getting better and better. I come back from class every day with at least three questions buzzing around in my brain, hardly being able to wait for the next discussion. There was actually a pretty funny conversation with a friend's mom about a month ago. It went something like this:
friend's mom: "So Sondra, what is your major?"
me: "Oh, well, Undecided, but I'm in the Liberal Arts school. I didn't want to declare anything because I figured I'd change my mind ten times over before junior year. I'm probably going to end up majoring in philosophy though."
friend's mom: "Oh?.... Why don't you major in something you like?"
me: "..... I do like philosophy."
*awkward silence*
friend's mom: "oh."
Oh man. Philosophy Major. Fuck. Get ready to take the LSATS dearie...
I'm thinking a small nap sounds pretty good right now.
Until Later,
Sondra
Monday, October 10, 2005
neutral anthem
this song has become my anthem for the week.
The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945
With just her sister at her side
And only weeks before the guns
All came and rained on everyone
Now she's a little boy in Spain
Playing pianos filled with flames
On empty rings around the sun
All sing to say my dream has come
But now we must pick up every piece
Of the life we used to love
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to carry on
Today I layed in bed and wished it would snow. Large fluffy flakes, falling into the trees by the window. Coldness pressed tight up against the window, but the the colder it is the warmer it seems to be inside.
I wish I could hold these moments seperate, away from all of the pain and confusion. Keep them safe from being ruined or forgotten.
Until Later,
Sondra
p.s. I know what you would do and say to this. You would look me in the eyes which would scare me but it's what i secretly love. You would tell me that it's impossible. I might hate you for that, but it's the truth.
The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening 1945
With just her sister at her side
And only weeks before the guns
All came and rained on everyone
Now she's a little boy in Spain
Playing pianos filled with flames
On empty rings around the sun
All sing to say my dream has come
But now we must pick up every piece
Of the life we used to love
Just to keep ourselves
At least enough to carry on
Today I layed in bed and wished it would snow. Large fluffy flakes, falling into the trees by the window. Coldness pressed tight up against the window, but the the colder it is the warmer it seems to be inside.
I wish I could hold these moments seperate, away from all of the pain and confusion. Keep them safe from being ruined or forgotten.
Until Later,
Sondra
p.s. I know what you would do and say to this. You would look me in the eyes which would scare me but it's what i secretly love. You would tell me that it's impossible. I might hate you for that, but it's the truth.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
happy thoughts indeed
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I'm really excited, I found out that I'll be heading to England in early March. I've never been, so this should be awesome. Any places I MUST see? I was hoping to get down to Stratford and see a play, then a little bit of the English countryside. Being the nerd that I am, I'll want to go see an estate where they filmed Jane Austen films. I think I will then proceed to go insane with joy.
Sondra: Oh My God! Ohmygod! It's Pemberley, Mom! PEMBERLEY!!!
*frolics around Lyme Park*
Sondra: I FEEL LIKE ELIZA FUCKING BENNET! WOHOO!
Mom: *turns to other tourists* That's not my daughter...
Heh. I can't wait.
Until Later,
Sondra
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Rogerick!
Tonight I had dinner with Roger.
It was beautiful.
In a sure-you-have-a-girlfriend-dude-but-that-doesn't-stop-me-from-adoring-you-from-afar sort of way.
and I did not turn into a lobster!
(i told you i was getting better...)
He even has his own Radio Show on Sundays. Listen from 12-2 here. I haven't listened yet, but I totally will.
He was wearing an Ed Gein band t-shirt. The kid listens to angry music.
Mmmm. Ah well, his face makes up for it.
Until Later,
Sondra
It was beautiful.
In a sure-you-have-a-girlfriend-dude-but-that-doesn't-stop-me-from-adoring-you-from-afar sort of way.
and I did not turn into a lobster!
(i told you i was getting better...)
He even has his own Radio Show on Sundays. Listen from 12-2 here. I haven't listened yet, but I totally will.
He was wearing an Ed Gein band t-shirt. The kid listens to angry music.
Mmmm. Ah well, his face makes up for it.
Until Later,
Sondra
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